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My Favorite Christmas Cookie Recipe
This is a simple recipe that anyone can follow and I promise that cookies will taste incredible when you're finished! Amazing! ![]() 1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 large bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon ofsugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK. Try another cup... just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat the off turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher. CHERRY MISTMAS Comments: Now that is my kind of recipe and one I doubt I could mess up! Comments: Judy@nofearentertaining... hehe, I know it was kinda corny but it made me giggle :) Comments: What - no step by step photos? What a rip-off! LOL! Comments: Great Recipe. thanks, janet Comments: Lol! You're nuts. At first I was looking at it and thought "no flour? wtf?" Then I read the rest. ;) And I agree with dlyn, I want pics! Comments: Love it! Happy Holidays! Merry Christmas! Comments: I was looking for the flour too! Then I saw the tequila and knew it was something funny... and cute! Comments: wow .. one whole bottle of tequila and a large one at that! Now this is one sure way to celebrate! :) Comments: Great recipe :) Comments: That's very funny :) Comments: Merry *hik* Xmas Jo! *hik* Comments: dlyn... LOL! I tried, but I couldn't find the camera :P :) Comments: LOL, that gave me a good giggle. Thanks! Comments: Sarah... thank you :) It's made me giggle too! Comments: That has to be the best opening instructions for any recipe... I'd be tipsy by the time I start baking. Comments: LOL! Great recipe, I make this all the time with ouzo. Comments: Simply hilarious. I love a good laugh during the holidays! Comments: LMAO :D love that one, Carm Comments: Jude ... :) Thanks hon! Comments: You did make me laugh Jo! I finished my tequila last night. I got one measly margarita out of it! Pah! You hadn't been tasting mine too, had you ? Comments: Holler... :) My lips are sealed ;) Yahoo: My Favorite Christmas Cookie Recipe christmas cookie recipeGoogle: christmas cookie recipe My Favorite Christmas Cookie Recipe |
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